* Even more embarrassingly bad than the original. Or maybe it's the same, I could probably be convinced what I just heard was the original, but then now I've heard it twice, which is not a good thing.
** The song is still very inane but the vocals in this version, while less convincing regarding the subject matter, are at least bearable to listen to.
* Yuck! The vocals are woeful and sound like an attempt to outdo the awfulness of the vocals in the original. The vocals are better here though but not by much. This isn't as bad as the original but it does a damn good job at trying to be as bad!